the week in review

Phone sex just took on a whole new meaning – and who knows, maybe all those long-distance relationships on the rocks will soon be saved thanks to the Japanese. THE Japanese love technology so much that now even sex toys are on the cutting edge.

The Japanese have launched a revolutionary new vibrator called the gPod, which can be plugged into a variety of different audio devices to vibrate in time with changes in sound.

The “gPod”, a phallic-shaped vibrator, is designed to respond automatically to sounds picked up by an accompanying handset, which can plug into anything from a telephone to a music player to a television. OMG what will they think of next.

Three more sleeps until I fly out to San Francisco